A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. " Honey," the wife said, " If I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so -- it's paid for."
"How about our car?" continued the women. "Would the two of you keep that?"
"I suppose so -- it's is paid for."
"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"
"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."
