Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Paint me with diamond necklace!

     Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Piant me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
     " But you're not wearing any of those things."
     "I know," said Mrs. Flinders. "It's in case I should die before my husband.  I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."




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